36 Quick-Witted Parenting Memes About the Ups and Downs of Raising Little Humans (August 4, 2023)

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elina lee
Aug 4, 2023 2:00 PM EDT

One thing about parenting - it is complex. But is it worth it? Oh, 100%. Sure, parenting can be one of the most stressful and challenging experiences we can go through in our adult lives, especially with all those sleepless nights and difficult toddler phases. We constantly worry about their well-being and just general concerns about their future. You know, normal parenting things. 

But here's the thing. All those financial burdens and sleepless nights become worth it once you see your child growing, learning, and thriving as their individual selves. When it comes to parenting, the most important thing is the bond you share with your kid. After all, there is no closer bond nor a love stronger than the one between a child and his parent(s). 

With that being said, today we're back with our weekly witty parenting segment where we highlight all the joys and stresses of raising tiny little humans. We hope you enjoy :) 

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    Shoe - Please hold my hand and walk next to me. Kid:
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    Food - Dinner with toddlers be like @rachelnicolefit
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    World - "Can I sleep in your bed? "I'm thirsty" "Read me a story" "My elbow is itchy" "My blanket is folded weird" "What happens when people die?" All "My stomach hurts "I want a snack" saw a scary shadow DC "How do birds fly?" My kid right before bedtime "I need to pee" THE DAD
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    Art - when you're trying to dress your toddler @hellbound BUTLIC
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    Textile - My toddler: I DO IT MYSELF!!! *20 mins later* @thestinkerbell
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    Interior design - He visited his daughter's kitchen and left an honest review I been waiting on my order to get done for 45 minutes, and I'm the only customer here. She was making good progress at first, then she stopped for 20 minutes to go watch Paw Patrol... Overall the customer service could be better, but the cook is a cutie; so I'll give her another chance.
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    Human - Holding back laughter when your kid does something completely inappropriate but totally hilarious
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    Chin - How I look when I'm trying to keep my patience with my daughters attitude
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    Font - WHAT TO EXPECT ODDLER YEARS THE on comprehensive and tearning, antrums, suing guide thasloching and feeding prob ens everythings, setting up a group, selecting a presekeep- ing our child's bling hat ons miner and enthooding for pents eed to know out the second and third wears of their child's life Featuring a wonder Ca Primer the Betrede Toddler Din an a irst Aid clie spneeds. 1MERG, wow and HB.S.N.. Expect pecting and he First Year MC GREEN, Indanao Siodical PA
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    Smile - When the kids say they're full and have some chicken nuggies left on their plates
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    Finger - Comforting your kid after they hurt themselves doing the thing you told them not to do attection THE DAD to deal gbs affaiblis itne prostul
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    Clothing - Having a dog prepares you for having a kid. SADANDUSELESS.COM My dog has never wanted to watch Frozen 47 times in a row.
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    Font - Jessie @mommajessiec What do you mean you no longer like one of the five foods you actually eat: a parenting memoir
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    Font - Lucy Huber @clhubes My 2yo literally told me what he wanted for dinner (hot dogs, tomatoes, grapes) went w me to the store to get it, scanned it at self check out BY HIMSELF, cut up the grapes, tomatoes and hot dog with his toddler knife, put it all on his own plate and then...refused to eat dinner. 6:13 PM 8/30/22 Twitter Web App 4,684 Retweets 1,336 Quote Tweets 123K Likes
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    Font - Kid: Grandma would say yes Mom: Well, it sounds like my Mom is cooler than yours
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    Font - NewDadNotes @NewDadNotes Daughter: Alexa play Let it Go. Me: when I was your age I had to call the radio station, wait on hold for 30 mins to request a song, then sit by my boom box for an hour with a blank cassette tape for my song to play so I could record it. Daughter: I don't know what that means.
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    Microphone - Me: "It's bedtime. Goodnight." My kids: ker I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
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    Font - Toddlers Not potty trained A D&D Party - Chaotic - Breaks Stuff Potty - Lack of self-preservation trained - Not great with instructions
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    Font - I asked my child if she was @theamanda.marcotte tired, and she said "Yes. I'm exhausting." She meant "exhausted", but she is NOT wrong.
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    Forehead - Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making sounds any more! You: S. @HowToBeADad J.
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    Sleeve - Who Would Win? Toddler Who Missed Her Nap @REAL COMPLICATED #EatSleepParent VS. Godzilla
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    Sky - Me: *opens diaper* My Kid: Do a barrel roll! IB
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    Forehead - Me: Wakes up my toddler so we can get to our afternoon activity on time. My toddler for the rest of the day: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Font - Them: what's it like to parent a toddler? Me: imagine if sitting down and silence were illegal
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    Water - Me: hey can you do this completely reasonable simple task for me My kid: @DEATHBYDIAPERS
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    Outerwear - Me, when I hear the Bluey theme song fire up THE DAD
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    Purple - A friend asked what parenting toddlers was like, so I hid her keys, headbutted her in the face, and then told her I loved her more than all the stars. With Love, Becca
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    World - LAYING DOWN WITH A TODDLER EXPECTATION 803 20 REALITY imgflip.com A HAMMERSARN
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    Smile - My 4-year-old who is "not hungry" and "does not need a nap" THE DAD
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    Sleeve - Me: *closes bathroom door to pee* My Toddler: @NOT THENANNY ..and I took that personally
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    Font - Katie Cook @katiecandraw My 7yo daughter: someone at camp said girls aren't tough. Me: what did you say to that? My 7yo, who has had a loose tooth for over a week: I pulled out my tooth in front of him and he stopped talking to me.
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    Font - One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom @oneawkwardmom My toddler started babbling a mile a minute first thing this morning and my 4yo said, "I'm going to need pancakes if I'm going to listen to you," so he's my stress management coach now
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    Font - 2 year olds whenever they find something lying on the ground delicious Finally, some good fucking food
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    Sky - momwithaboysname @momwithaboysna1 The feeling of sand between my toes, but it's just me walking barefoot after my kids have eaten chips. IG: @momwithaboysname
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    Font - One Awkward Mom @oneawkward mom My toddler pretended to leave for work this morning with no pants and a lunchbox full of mini donuts so my question is where do I apply for this job
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    Font - dj pop a titty out @cuntyspice_ the best thing about babies is they have no idea what's going on. i was holding my baby and trying to eat but i dropped a little piece of lasagna on her and didn't have a free hand to wipe it off so i just leaned over and ate it off her head. she has no clue what i did
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